You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
If you feel the urge to snort, giggle and roar, follow the link where you'll find an assortment of paraprosdokians and suddenly you'll be passionate enough about them to begin writing your own.
Do you know paraprosdokians?
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Hilarious!! I enjoyed the link!! Thank you for sharing it!! :) I liked this one there :D
"A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station."
LOL!! Now I'm off to make some of my own!! :D
Have a great day ahead!!
Hehe. Well I don't need a parachute because I NEVER intend to skydive. :)
Thank you for this fun post! I like all those paraprosdokians, but I think this is my favourite one:"Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car".
I LOVE LOVE LOVE these!
ROG, ABC Wednesday team
I like that :-)
Always fun to stop by here to see what unusual words you will introduce us to-and no, I don't know any!
love it :)
I did not. Now, if I can only remember it!
Love it! lol
Leslie
abcw team
Terrific post. A new word for me to learn.
I always love coming here and learning new things.
I don't know a paraprosdokian, it's a new word for me, but I did enjoy the link.
Made me smile...and I didn't know what paraprosdokian meant...seems I am learning several new words tonight...btw I wanted to skydive, but my cardiologist said now...darn it!!
"If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong." I definitely have to remember this one and use it when the time is right.
Wonderful! I HAD to follow the link - thank you:-)
You come up with the best words for the letters each week. Fun post.
A word easier to read than to say. Great link I enjoyed those.
A great new word for me and a new idea to play with - thank you.
Great word together with a perfect example that's going right on my Facebook. My ABC Wednesday this week is Pink!
Perfect!
Linda
ABC Wednesday Team
Perfect, profound post although I missed your passionate water colors!
Perfect PICK for P! Late visiting from ABC Wednesday!
Hand and Foot Prints is my P, please come and see.
These are really great. I have never heard of para...whatevers! I certainly didn't know what they were. And i thought I was an English teacher. How could I miss this! You are brilliant.
Hello.
I'd never heard of a paraprosdokian before.
I guess I'll be doing research if I copy, paste & distribute among friends & family...lol!
Excellent!
Thanks for sharing.
Probing Into Your Thoughts
OMG, what a great one. I might have to investigate! Thank you so much for this.
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